Vodka

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Vodka

Postby Rosco532 » Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:53 am

The 'medi vodka......



Who Knew???
1. To remove a bandage painlessly,

saturate the bandage with vodka.
The stuff dissolves adhesive.


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2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking,
let set five minutes and wash clean.

The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.


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3. To clean your eyeglasses,


simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka.
The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.



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4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving.

The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on wine stains,

scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.



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6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face

as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.



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7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.

The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair,
and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.


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8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka

and spray bees or wasps to kill them.



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9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag

and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches,
pain or black eyes.


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10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers,

fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days.
Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.


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11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth

to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.


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12. To cure foot odor,

wash your feet with vodka.


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13. Vodka will disinfect

and alleviate a jellyfish sting.


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14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy

to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.


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15 Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth.

Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.


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And silly me! I used to drink the Dagnabbit's !
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Re: Vodka

Postby Poodle Jewel » Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:52 am

i`M IMPRESSED !!!!
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Re: Vodka

Postby Rosco532 » Wed Aug 04, 2010 12:14 pm

Man goes into a dingaling lounge
and approaches Maxine sitting by herself



Man: "May I buy you a dingaling?"

Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."

Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"


Maxine: "No, they spread ." ....
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