The Power of Medicine

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The Power of Medicine

Postby amanda » Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:50 am

An Israeli doctor says, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney from one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says, 'That is nothing; we can take a lung from one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

A Russian doctor says, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says, 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the WORLD is looking for work.'
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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