Anagrams

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Anagrams

Postby CampGrrlz » Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:30 am

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.

GEORGE BUSH: rearranges to: HE BUGS GORE

DORMITORY: rearranges to: DIRTY ROOM

EVANGELIST: rearranges to: EVIL'S AGENT

PRESBYTERIAN: rearranges to: BEST IN PRAYER

DESPERATION: rearranges to: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE MORSE CODE: rearranges to: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: rearranges to: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: rearranges to: IS NO AMITY

MOTHER-IN-LAW: rearranges to: WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS: rearranges to: ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT: rearranges to: I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: rearranges to: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: rearranges to: TWELVE PLUS ONE

And for the grand finale:
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you rearrange the letters (with no letters left over and using each letter only once): TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

Yep! Someone with w-a-a-a-y too much time on their hands!
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Re: Anagrams

Postby amanda » Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:53 am

I love the Mother-in-law!
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Re: Anagrams

Postby CampGrrlz » Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:51 pm

amanda wrote:I love the Mother-in-law!

My late mother, who was somebody's mother-in-law several lifetimes ago, preferred to refer to the plant 'mother-in-law's tongue' as 'step-mother's tongue'. And to cap it all, she could cope with being 'Elaine's mother' but not with being a certain-late-party's 'mother-in-law'. Who knows what she had against being a mother-in-law. I'm not anyone's m-i-l so I'll never know ;)

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Re: Anagrams

Postby AussieSunset » Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:49 pm

I love the mother in law one too. I'm seriously thinking of getting a little hitlers moe just for a laugh :*** :***
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