A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest biker in the face and says, "I went by your Grandma's house today, and I saw her stark naked! Man, she is one fine looking woman."
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one big, bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says, "I got it on with your Grandma, and she is good, the best I ever had!"
The bikers buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else boy - your Grandma like it!"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders, looks him square in the eyes and says.....
..........."Grandpa, go home - you're drunk!"
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!