Let him dig

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Let him dig

Postby amanda » Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:18 am

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other.

When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.

The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!' Neighbours feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighbourhood.

The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.

His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow..

Her neighbours, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?'

The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside down......'

Bloody women they think of everything!!!!
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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Re: Let him dig

Postby Poodle Jewel » Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:00 pm

:*** Digging his way to China.
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Re: Let him dig

Postby CampGrrlz » Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:52 am

Poodle Jewel wrote::*** Digging his way to China.

Which reminds me about Henry, the Chinese-Australian neighbour.

One day he was spotted digging a huge hole. Days went by and the hole got deeper and deeper.

Finally the neighbours couldn't stand it any longer and asked Henry what he was doing.

He said "Going home".
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