Florida

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Florida

Postby Ricklanga » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:36 pm

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of the hectic schedules, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidently left out one letter in her email address and without realising his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile somewhere in Houston a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who had a heart attack and died.

The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've Arrived

Date: October 16,2004

I know you're suprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

PS. Sure is freaking hot down here !
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Re: Florida

Postby amanda » Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:33 am

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It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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