The Human Body

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The Human Body

Postby amanda » Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:24 pm

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's willy is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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Re: The Human Body

Postby beast » Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:28 pm

:+ thats a good one
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Re: The Human Body

Postby cokebottle » Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:39 am

amanda wrote: Men are still busy checking their thumbs.


:*** :*** :*** :*** (true)

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