The Farmer

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The Farmer

Postby amanda » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:48 am

A man owned a small farm near Wagga.

The Union claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him.

'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them’, demanded the rep.

'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $500 a week plus free room and board.

The cook/housekeeper has been here for 18months; I pay her $425 per week plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $100 per month, pays his own room and board and I buy him a bottle of whisky every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'

'That's the guy I want to talk to . . . the half-wit,' says the Rep.

'That would be me,' replied the farmer . . .
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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Re: The Farmer

Postby Poodle Jewel » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:00 pm

How true.
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Re: The Farmer

Postby talkingtree » Sat May 02, 2009 1:16 am


:+ :+ :+ :+ so funny
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