Who's doing the work?

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Who's doing the work?

Postby amanda » Thu May 07, 2009 4:38 pm

The population of this country is 20 million.

11 million are retired.

That leaves 9 million to do the work.

There are 5 million in school

Which leaves 4 million to do the work.

Of this there are 2 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 2 million to do the work.

0.1 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 1.9 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 1.5 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 0.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 18,800 people in hospitals.

Leaving 381,200 to do the work.

Now, there are 380,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your nackside,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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