JAPANESE HOTEL SERVICE!

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

JAPANESE HOTEL SERVICE!

Postby Titch » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:44 pm

JAPANESE HOTEL SERVICE!



A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo Japan ..
Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down
to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
'I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down the
hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes.'

Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00,
and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to
buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and
surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life. Two
feet away was another machine with a sign that read,
'Manicures, $20.00'.
'Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into
the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later
he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.

The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service Men
Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.'

The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his
fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When
the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost
passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off.With trembling hands, the
salesman was able to withdraw his tender unit........ Which now had a button
sewn neatly on the end!

Titch
Marriage Equals a life Sentence
Titch
Mr(or Mrs) Dribble
 
Posts: 1341
Joined: Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:19 pm
Location: South East of Melbourne

Re: JAPANESE HOTEL SERVICE!

Postby Little Kopit » Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:47 pm

Reading of fine print required maybe????


:?:
& I, I took the road less travelled by


My Photo Album, featuring Labrador 2006
Little Kopit
Camping Veteran
 
Posts: 111
Joined: Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:18 pm
Location: The Maritimes, Canada

Re: JAPANESE HOTEL SERVICE!

Postby HGMonaro » Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:30 am

hehe!
HGMonaro
Blatant Padder
 
Posts: 368
Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:26 pm
Location: Melb, Aust


Return to Friday’s Funny

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests

cron