Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.
The Birthday Present
Husband forgot wife's birthday and was reminded with: "I want to see something on that driveway in the morning which will go from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds."
Next day she looked out to see a small brown box.
Intrigued, she took it inside to find that it contained a bathroom scale.
Husband has not been seen since Friday.
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