Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my bum before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no grey
And as for my belly, Please take it away
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!