Suggestion for fixing the economy

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Suggestion for fixing the economy

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:49 pm

This is a good one, I just received in an email.......enjoy.

Dear Mr Rudd

Please find below my suggestion for fixing Australia 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

There are about 4 million people over 50 in the work force. - Pay them $1 million a piece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1. They MUST retire. Four million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2. They MUST buy a new Australian CAR. Four million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3.They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.
4. They MUST send their kids to school/college/university - Crime rate fixed.
5. And they MUST buy $50 of alcohol/tobacco a week - there's your money back in duty/tax etc.

It can't get any easier than that!

P.S. If more money is needed ,have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances.
Image
The worst day camping still beats the best day working
GypsyLady
Difficult Customer
 
Posts: 8589
Joined: Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:50 am
Location: SEQld

Return to Friday’s Funny

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 8 guests

cron