Three Chinese brothers

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Three Chinese brothers

Postby Titch » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:18 pm

Three Chinese brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu, want to illegally live in America. The brothers decide to change their names to seem American. Bu changes his name to Buck. Chu changes his name to Chuck. And Fu got sent back to China.

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Re: Three Chinese brothers

Postby amanda » Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:35 am

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It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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Re: Three Chinese brothers

Postby Titch » Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:50 am

Laundry Notes

A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it comes back there are still stains in her panties. So the next week she encloses a note to the Chinese man that says, "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"
This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry. "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"
Finally fed up the Chinese man responded with his own note that said, "USE MORE PAPER ON REAR END!!!"
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