A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The lady of the house was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you...’
Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Señora... the gardener did.'
Wife: 'How much do you want?'
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!