Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.


Postby Bill snd Morag » Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:24 am

I was in Bunnings the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy, 'Sorry about that I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.' The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'

I said, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?' The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'

I said ...... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.'

Most of us Old Guys are helpful like that.
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Re: Helpful

Postby amanda » Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:53 am

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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