Todaze Divorce Story

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Todaze Divorce Story

Postby CampGrrlz » Fri Oct 02, 2009 6:28 pm

HILLBILLY DIVORCE

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.

The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'

The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?'

The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres'

The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?

The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.'

The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?'

The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.

The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?'

The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'

The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?'

The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'

By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question ..

The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?'

The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'
Two old boilers are armchair Glampers ;-)
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Re: Todaze Divorce Story

Postby caveman » Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:38 pm

:*** I love humour railroading political BS :+
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Re: Todaze Divorce Story

Postby amanda » Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:16 am

:+
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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