Blond joke

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Blond joke

Postby Activity_Dept » Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:27 pm

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blond girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.

"Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters;

"No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Re: Blond joke

Postby Ricklanga » Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:49 pm

:*** Love it! :+
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Re: Blond joke

Postby amanda » Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:23 am

Very good! :+
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