Two Kiwis, John and Craig, are walking down a street in Brisbane.
John happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye.
The sign said
'Suits $10.00 each, Shirts $4.00 each, Trousers $5.00 per
John says to his pal, ' Craig, look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and whin we get
beck to InZid, we could make a fortune. Now whin we go unto the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just lit me do all the talking cause uf they hear our accint, they might not be nice to us.
I'll speak in my bist Aussie accint.'
'No worries, smiled Craig, I'll keep my mouth shut.'
They go in and John says, 'I'll take fufty suits et $10.00 each, 100 shirts et
$4.00 each, and fufty pairs of trousers et $5.00 each.
I'll beck up my truck and...'
The owner of the shop interrupts, 'You're from New Zealand , aren't you?'
'Well... Yis,' says a surprised John. 'How the hill dud you know thet?'
The owner says, 'This is a dry cleaners'.
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