Tiger Strokes

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Tiger Strokes

Postby Ricklanga » Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:42 am

It doesn't take long, eh?

It's started.

Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars.
Now he has a hole in one.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.
He couldn’t decide between the wood or the iron.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger has a better Driver.

We heard that Tiger’s wife has been interested in taking up golf.
However, 2:30am does sound a bit of an odd time to start hitting your Woods.

Ping just offered Elin Nordegren an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers.
They are marketing them as "clubs you can beat Tiger with."

News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash.
They are calling it, "Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger."

EA Sports has announced the recall of Tiger Woods 2010 so a new bonus level can be added called "Tiger VS The Driveway".
A collector's edition will be sold with a free Wii steering wheel.

What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals?
They're both clubbed by Scandinavians.

If you made it to work this morning, you have earned the right to say "I can out drive Tiger Woods."

Police: Did you hit your husband with the golf club.
Elin: Yes I hit him three or four times.
Police: Well which was it three or four?
Elin: Just put me down for three.
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Re: Tiger Strokes

Postby Young Camping Family » Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:51 am

:*** Oh, poor Tiger :lol: I think it's amazing he managed to keep his string of girls secret for so long!
If it were me, I'd be throwing the whole golf bag of clubs at him :lol:
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Re: Tiger Strokes

Postby amanda » Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:01 am

I'd throw the buggy at him as well - I believe floozy number nine has just revealed her story.
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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