The Nudist

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The Nudist

Postby amanda » Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:28 pm

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it.

The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo. He's really worried but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his Grandmother.

"Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle... it makes your nose look too short." Love, Grandma
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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Re: The Nudist

Postby CampGrrlz » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:14 am

Or the variation on the theme: "no shave, tie undone, bags under the eyes."
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Re: The Nudist

Postby amanda » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:31 am

CampGrrlz wrote:Or the variation on the theme: "no shave, tie undone, bags under the eyes."

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