Painless Dentist

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Painless Dentist

Postby Titch » Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:19 pm

The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man a shot.

"No way! No needles! I hate needles," the patient said.

The Dentist then hooked up the laughing gas mask to his face,
"I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask
on is suffocating me!"

The Dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.

"No objection," the patient says. “I'm fine with pills."

The Dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Iamaverylonelypersonwithnothingtodo
tablet." Take it.

The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Iamaverylonelypersonwithnothingtodo worked as a
painkiller!!!"

"It doesn't," said the Dentist, "but it will give
you something to hold onto when I pull your tooth."

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