One for Qld

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

One for Qld

Postby ck10_9 » Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:40 am

> It is well known that humor is regional, but this is the first joke that
> I can say is truly Queensland:
> At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the
> general managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South
> Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia)
> found themselves sitting at the same table for lunch.
> When the waitress asked what they wanted to drink, the GM of Tooheys
> said without hesitation, "I'll have a Tooheys New".
> To which the boss of Coopers rejoined, "I'll have a Coopers, the King of
> Beers."
> And the bloke from Cascade asked for "a Cascade, the cleanest draught on
> the planet."
> The General Manager of Carlton & United paused a moment and then placed
> his order: "VB."
> The head of XXXX smiled and said "I'll have a Diet Coke."
> The others looked at him as if he had sprouted a new head.
> "Well," he said with a shrug, "if you poofters aren't drinking beer,
> then neither will I."

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Re: One for Qld

Postby amanda » Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:54 am

Not bad :P
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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Re: One for Qld

Postby Poodle Jewel » Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:07 am

The Lord is my shepard,i shall not want......only sometimes.
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Re: One for Qld

Postby Dettie » Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:25 pm

:*** At our recent post-wedding party, my DH said there was no way we could serve VB... It HAD to be Toohey's. At the time I didn't quite get it but just went with the flow... Now It think I understand why, but I know he would not have approved of XXXX either :cheers

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