Girl's Getaway

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Girl's Getaway

Postby Ricklanga » Sat Mar 13, 2010 5:19 pm

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls getaway trip - shopping, casinos, massages, facials..

Two days before the group is to leave, Mary's husband puts his foot down and tells her she isn't going.

Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the bar drinking a glass of wine.

"Wow, how long you been here and how did you talk your husband into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since last night............... Yesterday evening I was sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me and put his hands over my eyes and said 'Guess who'?" I pulled his hands off to find all he was wearing was his birthday suit.

He took my hand and lead me to our bedroom. The room was scented with perfume, had two dozen candles and rose petals all over............ On the bed, he had handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie and cuff him to the bed, so I did. And then he said, "Now, you can do whatever you want.."

"So here I am."
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Re: Girl's Getaway

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