The Ugly Duckling

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

The Ugly Duckling

Postby Titch » Sun Apr 04, 2010 5:36 pm

One day in a small redneck town in the middle of nowhere sat a lonely bartender in an empty bar. As he was getting ready to close down, three ducks walked through the front doors. They waddled on over to the bar and grabbed a stool.

The bartender walked over them looked at the first duck and said, ''How was your day?''

''Not too bad, since I was in and out of puddles all day,'' replied the duck.

''What is your name?'' the bartender asked.

''Hewy, and I'll have a beer.''

The bartender asks the next duck the same question and gets the same answer, that his day was pretty good because he was in and out of puddles all day, and his name was Dewy.

The bartender looks at the third duck and says, ''Let me guess your name is Lewy'' The duck looked up at him with a tired look on his face and said, ''My name is puddles, and don't ask me how my bloody day was!''
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Re: The Ugly Duckling

Postby amanda » Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:31 am

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It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt - then it's bloody hilarious!
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