Feeling off Colour

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Feeling off Colour

Postby Titch » Sun May 02, 2010 3:21 pm

A couple went to a doctor because the man was feeling down, tired all the time. The doctor said I will give a shot of vitamins, a SPAMMER for some pep pills from the drug store, and an empty jar for checking your sperm count - bring it back in next week so I can check it. When the guy came back to the doctor, the doctor said "Why, this jar is empty, I told you I needed to do a sperm count." The guy said, "I tried with my left hand, I tried with my right hand, my wife tried with her left hand and she also tried with her right hand, she even tried with her teeth.
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We could not get that jar open!" :grin:
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Re: Feeling off Colour

Postby Poodle Jewel » Mon May 03, 2010 12:21 pm

hahahahahahahah good one.
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