For once the blonde get's even!

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

For once the blonde get's even!

Postby Ricklanga » Fri May 07, 2010 5:34 pm

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tyres, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards."

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tyres, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"

"No," the cook said. "Three flat tyres mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."

"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"

She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tyres, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"
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Re: For once the blonde get's even!

Postby Poodle Jewel » Sat May 08, 2010 10:25 am

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Re: For once the blonde get's even!

Postby xmasbaby67 » Mon May 10, 2010 2:27 pm

Great one I just laughed out loud in the office!!!!! :+
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