The theme seems to be for Funnies at the moment...so here is my contribution.
Charlie, a new retiree greeter at Bunnings just could not get to work on time.
Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean shaven, sharp-minded and a credit to the company. He was clearly demonstrating the benefit of Bunnings 'older persons are Friendly' policy.
One day the boss called him into his office for a talk. "Charlie, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job but you being late so often, is quite bothersome".
"Yes, I know boss and I am working on it."
"Well good, you are a team player, that's what I like to hear. It's odd though you're coming in late. I know you're retired from the Navy.
What did they say if you came in late there?"
"They said Good morning, Admiral, can I get you a cup of coffee, Sir?"
The worst day camping still beats the best day working