Monday morning funny......

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Monday morning funny......

Postby GypsyLady » Mon May 24, 2010 9:08 am

A soldier saw a sobbing lady standing next to her car. He asked her if he could be of assistance.

‘I've locked the keys in my car!’ she sobbed.

‘I think I can help,’ replied the digger.

With that he removed his trousers, folded them neatly, and proceeded to rub them over the car door.
Magically it opened.

‘That's so clever,’ the woman gasped. ‘How did you do it?’

‘Easy,’ replied the soldier. ‘These are my khakis’.


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Re: Monday morning funny......

Postby CampGrrlz » Mon May 24, 2010 3:37 pm

Grroooaaannnnn!
Two old boilers are armchair Glampers ;-)
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Re: Monday morning funny......

Postby GypsyLady » Mon May 24, 2010 9:20 pm

Oh come on Elaine, be kind....it was Monday Morning......
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Re: Monday morning funny......

Postby CampGrrlz » Mon May 24, 2010 10:00 pm

It's a good groan, Gypsy!

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Re: Monday morning funny......

Postby GypsyLady » Tue May 25, 2010 7:34 am

OK, thanks E....
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