Tough old cowboy

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Tough old cowboy

Postby GypsyLady » Mon Jun 21, 2010 9:24 am

A tough old cowboy from south Texas was constantly asked about the secret to his longevity.

He would always reply that his secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

He did this religiously until the day he died at the ripe old age of 103.

He left behind seven children, 18 grandchildren, 39 great-grandchildren, and 44 great-great-grandchildren, and a 20 metre crater were the crematorium used to be.

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