Q. How is Rocoo like a lawn mower?
A.He is Hard to get started, emit,s noxious odours, and half the time does not work.
Q. How can you tell when a Rosco is well hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Q. How does Rosco exercise on the beach?
A. By sucking in his stomach every time he see,s a bikini.
Q. How do you get Rosco to stop biting his nails?
A. Make him wear shoes.
Q. How do you keep Rosco from reading your e-mail?
A. Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
Q. How does Rosco show he's planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Q. How is Colonel Sanders like Rosco?
A. All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.
Q. What would Rosco consider a gourmet restaurant?
A. Any place without a drive-up window.
Q. What do you call a handcuffed Rosco?
Q What makes Rosco think about a candlelight dinner?
A. A power failure.
Q. What should you give a Rosco who has everything?
Q. What do Rosco and mascara have in common?
A. They both run at the first sign of emotion.
Q. What do Rosco and pantyhose have in common?
A. They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!
Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed Rosco?
A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
Q. What's Rosco,s definition of a romantic evening?
Q. What's Rosco,s idea of honestly in a relationship?
A. Telling you his real name.
Q. What's the best way to force Rosco to do sit ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Q. What's the smartest thing Rosco can say?
A. "My wife says..."
Q. Why Rosco like about smart women?
A. Opposites attract.
Q. Why did Rosco name his penis?
A. Because he don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of his decisions.
Q. Why does Rosco need instant replay on TV sports?
A. Because after 30 seconds he has forgotten what happened.
Q. Why does Rosco whistle when sitting on the toilet?
A. Because it helps him remember which end to wipe.