Another Oldie

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Another Oldie

Postby GypsyLady » Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:53 am

This one has done the rounds several time but it is still worth a laugh for those who may not have seen it.

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.”

The driver says, “Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs recalibrating.”

Not looking up from her knitting, the wife says, “Now don’t be silly dear, you know that this car doesn’t have cruise control.”

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks at his wife and growls, “Can’t you please keep your mouth shut for once?”

The wife smiles and says, “You should be thankful that your radar detector went off when it did or you may have been going faster.”

As the officer makes out a second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glares at his wife and says through clenched teeth, “Damit woman, can’t you keep your mouth shut?”

The officer frowns and says, “And I notice that you’re not wearing your seat belt, sir. That’s an automatic $75 fine.”

The driver says, “Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my licence out of my back pocket.”

The wife says, “Now dear, you know very well that you didn’t have your belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you’re driving.”

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and yells, “WHY DON’T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??”

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, “Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma’am?”

She says, “Only when he’s been drinking.”
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