CHINESE SICK LEAVE
' I NO COME WORK TODAY' Hung Chow calls into work and says, ' Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work.'
The boss says, ' I really need you today.
When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon...You got nice house.'