Little Girl on a Plane

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Little Girl on a Plane

Postby GypsyLady » Wed Aug 18, 2010 10:31 am

Probaby been done to death before as well....still funny just the same.

LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.......'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you
Like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about
Nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a
Deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
grass.. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
no idea...'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh1t?
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Re: Little Girl on a Plane

Postby Serenity Now » Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:02 pm

[quote="gypsylady"][color=#0000BF]Probaby been done to death before as well....still funny just the same.


yes funny just the same
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