SATAN

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SATAN

Postby Rosco532 » Sat Aug 21, 2010 9:25 am

Few minutes before the church services started, the congregation were sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.


Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence..

So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'

The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'

'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.

'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.

'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.

'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone.

'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan.

'Yep,' was the calm reply.

'And you are still not afraid?' asked Satan.

' Nope,' said the old man

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of me?'

The man calmly replied,

'Been married to your sister for 48 years.
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Re: SATAN

Postby Titch » Sat Aug 21, 2010 9:34 am

Oh come on Rosco,that's older than I am.

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Re: SATAN

Postby Rosco532 » Sat Aug 21, 2010 1:41 pm

Bit rough Titch....When you have to revert to the ole ''Paper Bag Over The Head Job''......

No,,,,Seriously,,,,I was competing with Gypsy's oldies....lol

I'll try and lift my act.!!!!

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Re: SATAN

Postby GypsyLady » Sat Aug 21, 2010 6:40 pm

Rosco532 wrote:I'll try and lift my act.!!!!




I hope so....I at least advised that mine were old!!!!
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Re: SATAN

Postby Titch » Sat Aug 21, 2010 6:47 pm

When you get to Rosco,s and my age, nothing is old. :lol:
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Re: SATAN

Postby GypsyLady » Sat Aug 21, 2010 6:58 pm

titch wrote:When you get to Rosco,s and my age, nothing is old. :lol:
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What!! you reckon you can give Methusla a run??
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