funeral service

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funeral service

Postby Titch » Thu Aug 26, 2010 8:40 am

A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.


She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same synagogue and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying the casket.

As they are walking out, the husband cries, "Watch out for the wall!

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Re: funeral service

Postby Rosco532 » Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:04 pm

:+ :+....GREAT TRY TITCH...........
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Re: funeral service

Postby GypsyLady » Thu Aug 26, 2010 7:10 pm

Rosco532 wrote::+ :+....GREAT TRY TITCH...........



That's about it too....VERY TRYING!!
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Re: funeral service

Postby Titch » Thu Aug 26, 2010 7:35 pm

Gee Rosco how do we please her?

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I know! lets get Stevo to help.

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