How Indians Do Business....Lesson 1

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How Indians Do Business....Lesson 1

Postby Rosco532 » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:24 pm

INDIAN SCHOOL OF BUSINESS - LESSON 1

Rajpat (the father): Son, I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: "I will choose my own bride!!!"
Rajpat: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.."
Son: "Well, in that case... Ok"
Next Rajpat approaches Bill Gates.
Rajpat: "I have a husband for your daughter...."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!"
Rajpat: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case... Ok"
Finally Rajpat goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Rajpat: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Rajpat: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case... Ok"

And that my friend, is how Indians do business.
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Re: How Indians Do Business....Lesson 1

Postby Ozzycamperboy » Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:53 pm

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