Vons Poem.

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Vons Poem.

Postby Rosco532 » Sun Sep 05, 2010 9:29 pm

Vons Poem


He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake,
He said my biscuits were too hard
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and
smacked him one

Like his mother used to do.
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Re: Vons Poem.

Postby Titch » Sun Sep 05, 2010 9:44 pm

You @##$#@#,What the#@$%%$#,I think %%$#@and that's putting it nicely. :*** :*** :

You must have met my mother ,as you nailed it. ::() ::() ::() ::()
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Re: Vons Poem.

Postby Ozzycamperboy » Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:31 pm

lol, I like it.
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Re: Vons Poem.

Postby GypsyLady » Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:48 am

It's old.....
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Re: Vons Poem.

Postby Titch » Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:24 am

I must be younger than I thought :lol: I have never heard of it.
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Re: Vons Poem.

Postby GypsyLady » Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:26 am

titch wrote:I must be younger than I thought :lol: I have never heard of it.
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Obviously Titch.....you have lived a very sheltered life.
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