Rosco the Kiwi and the Sheep

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Rosco the Kiwi and the Sheep

Postby Titch » Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:14 pm

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees Rosco sitting on his porch patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to Rosco
"G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?"
Rosco: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Yeah, doin' all right."
Rosco: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at Rosco)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food
and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Rosco: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Rosco: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Rosco: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at Rosco)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and
keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Rosco: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Rosco: (in a panic) " Don't believe a word he says, that sheep's a bloody liar.."


Why New Zealand has never been invaded.

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Re: Rosco the Kiwi and the Sheep

Postby Rosco1 » Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:10 am

Poor ole Titch...I hate to think how young Gypsy's gunna say how old that one is,,,,Sorry Titch :(
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Re: Rosco the Kiwi and the Sheep

Postby GypsyLady » Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:16 am

Rosco1 wrote:Poor ole Titch...I hate to think how young Gypsy's gunna say how old that one is,,,,Sorry Titch :(



I've given up Rosco....think he must have beebn living under a rock for a very long time.
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Re: Rosco the Kiwi and the Sheep

Postby Titch » Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:37 am

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