Rosco and Centerlink

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Rosco and Centerlink

Postby Titch » Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:02 pm

Rosco walks into the local unemployment office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi! I hate being on welfare, I'd really rather have a job."

The clerk behind the Centrelink desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.

The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

Rosco says, "You're bullsh##g me!"

The Centrelink officer says, "Yeah, well, you started it". :$

Rosco on the dole.jpeg
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Re: Rosco and Centerlink

Postby Rosco1 » Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:18 pm

Sorry hillbilly Titch....
Just on that note...you should have used ''Steve''......
AS FROM BACK IN 2002 ''NO'' Kiwi can apply for the unemployement.or assistance .........same in NZ...NO aussie gets the dole......our only chance is to jump out of the plane or boat just as it arrives in Aussie,,,,and swim up the beach and claim refugee status......thats when the perks will begin...lol

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