Beware of those Gloves

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Beware of those Gloves

Postby GypsyLady » Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:01 am

Now this is one I don't recall seeing before.....and I do apologise if it has been done to death.

Next time you use a pair of latex gloves when you're painting or crafting, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked.

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

(Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!)

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Re: Beware of those Gloves

Postby xmasbaby67 » Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:15 pm

No not heard that one before Gypsy!!! :+

Thanks I have a dentist appointment in an hour ::()
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Re: Beware of those Gloves

Postby GypsyLady » Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:53 pm

xmasbaby67 wrote:No not heard that one before Gypsy!!! :+

Thanks I have a dentist appointment in an hour ::()



You can share this one with him then XB....I am sure he will enjoy it too.....
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Re: Beware of those Gloves

Postby xmasbaby67 » Wed Sep 15, 2010 3:08 pm

No I didn't share it with him but have just parted with $75 for him to tell me I need to have root SPAMER on my poor tooth :cry:

So now I have to travel an hour away to have close to $2K of dental work done!!!! ::()

Couldn't have it pulled out....YUK and it is too close to the front of my mouth and I will admit to being vain enough that I would rather spend the cash and keep it than have minor surgery (roots are around my jaw bone) and have it removed!!!!!

Argh the things I could buy????????

Just keep telling myself it's not long now.....it's not long now.....15 looonnnggg sleeps to go!!!!! ::)
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Re: Beware of those Gloves

Postby GypsyLady » Wed Sep 15, 2010 4:05 pm

xmasbaby67 wrote:Couldn't have it pulled out....YUK and it is too close to the front of my mouth and I will admit to being vain enough that I would rather spend the cash and keep it than have minor surgery (roots are around my jaw bone) and have it removed!!!!!



I am with you XB....save the teeth at all costs.
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