Underwear is Important

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Underwear is Important

Postby Titch » Fri Sep 17, 2010 3:41 pm

Underwear is Important
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Queensland couple that drove their car to Kay-Mart, only to have their car break down.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the carpark. When the wife returned there was a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
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Re: Underwear is Important

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Sep 17, 2010 3:45 pm

Titch....tell me why a US paper would carry a story about a Qld couple with car troubles.....

Someone has butchered it, hey?? Oh and BTW....yeah...yeah
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