Cussing

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Cussing

Postby Titch » Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:31 pm

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 6 year old.
"I think it's about time we started cussing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with dangnabbit and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, dangnabbit, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother; in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know" he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios."
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Re: Cussing

Postby Tahlee R » Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:41 pm

:*** :*** :*** Love it...
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Re: Cussing

Postby Rosco1 » Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:42 am

excelling yr self ole fella.......lol
:+ :+ :+

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