Another Rosco email doctored

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Another Rosco email doctored

Postby Titch » Wed Oct 27, 2010 6:56 pm

Four Worms and a Lesson to be learned

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars..
worms.jpg


The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead



The third worm in chocolate syrup -Dead



Fourth worm in good clean soil -Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation
’What did you learn from this demonstration?’

Gypsylady who was sitting at the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
Gypsylady.gif



'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'

That pretty much ended the service.
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Re: Another Rosco email doctored

Postby GypsyLady » Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:44 pm

Yes....definitely some doctoring gone on there Titch....
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Re: Another Rosco email doctored

Postby Titch » Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:45 pm

GypsyLady wrote:Yes....definitely some doctoring gone on there Titch....

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