Bacon Tree

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Bacon Tree

Postby Titch » Sat Oct 30, 2010 5:11 pm

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees


Ees


Ees


Ees



Ees a ham bush....!"
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Re: Bacon Tree

Postby Woodsy » Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:57 am

Hahahaha
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Re: Bacon Tree

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:58 pm

Woodsy wrote:Hahahaha



You are a bit late Josh.....
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Re: Bacon Tree

Postby Woodsy » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:07 pm

Yeah i know, i'm still catching up with what has been happening on here lol
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Re: Bacon Tree

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:15 pm

Woodsy wrote:Yeah i know, i'm still catching up with what has been happening on here lol



You see...that's what happens when you neglect us for such a L O N G time.
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Re: Bacon Tree

Postby Woodsy » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:21 pm

lol, you know what happened? We had to format our comp and i lost all my book marks. So when we got it up and running again they were all gone and i ended up forgetting about this place... till now lol
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Re: Bacon Tree

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:44 pm

Woodsy wrote:lol, you know what happened? We had to format our comp and i lost all my book marks. So when we got it up and running again they were all gone and i ended up forgetting about this place... till now lol


And of course we had an upgrade in the meantime too which presented we members with quite a few problems for some time. In fact I still can not use my auto login....which is a real pain.
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Re: Bacon Tree

Postby Woodsy » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:47 pm

My auto login works when i visit the forum, but if i get an emailed link to here it tells me i have to login to see it.. thats abit annoying.
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Re: Bacon Tree

Postby GypsyLady » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:50 pm

Woodsy wrote:My auto login works when i visit the forum, but if i get an emailed link to here it tells me i have to login to see it.. thats abit annoying.


I don't use the email feature for 'replies' to posts only PMs but my auto login will not work on any of the PCs I use. I think I have IE6; IE8 and FF4 and no luck with any of them. I think one of the members uses an earlier version of FF and it may work on that one.
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