Have you ever been guilty ???

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Have you ever been guilty ???

Postby Rosco1 » Sun Nov 21, 2010 4:58 pm

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.


WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

MY NAME IS SUSAN, AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST


I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.


COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.


AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL ...
'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE..

'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.
HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1960. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.


THEN, THAT UGLY,

OLD,


BALD,


WRINKLED FACED,

FAT-ASSED,


GREY-HAIRED,


DECREPIT


SON-OF-A-BITCH

ASKED,

'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?

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Re: Have you ever been guilty ???

Postby GypsyLady » Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:17 pm

Yep the word OLD definitely comes to mind there.....
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