Hair in Dogs Ears........

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Hair in Dogs Ears........

Postby Rosco1 » Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:56 pm

Hair in Dog's Ears

My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took
it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the

dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep

this from recurring, she should go to the pharmacy and get some

"Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady went to the pharmacy and bought some "Nair" hair remover.

At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this

under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for

a couple of days."

The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know,

I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The pharmacist said, "Stay off your bicycle for about a week."
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Re: Hair in Dogs Ears........

Postby GypsyLady » Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:40 pm

OMG....how obvious was that?????
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