Chicken Jokes

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Chicken Jokes

Postby Titch2 » Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:25 pm

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!

Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: Because the chicken needed a day off Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side!

Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup?
A: Because it ran out of cluck!

Q: What happened when the chicken ate cement?
A: She laid a sidewalk!

Q: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
A: She kicked the bucket!

Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo cluck!

Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
A: She was tickled to death!
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Re: Chicken Jokes

Postby GypsyLady » Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:48 pm

OMG....uuurrrgh!!!!!!
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Re: Chicken Jokes

Postby Titch2 » Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:28 pm

GypsyLady wrote:OMG....uuurrrgh!!!!!!



Well do better. :booty
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