True Aussie Fishing Story.

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True Aussie Fishing Story.

Postby Rosco1 » Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:24 pm

I swear that this is a true Bundy Rum Fishing Story.................

BUNDY RUM (Bundaberg Rum)...Queensland's famous product! Forget Jamaica or any other rubbish!
(For you o/seas people..a King Brown is one of the deadliest snakes on earth. Out of the world’s top 10, Australia has 9.

I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a King Brown with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten. I grabbed my bottle of Bundaberg rum and poured a little rum in its mouth.


His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the lake without incident, and carried on my fishing with the frog.

A little later I felt a nudge on my foot.

There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
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Re: True Aussie Fishing Story.

Postby GypsyLady » Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:28 pm

True story.....yeah right!!!!!!!!
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Re: True Aussie Fishing Story.

Postby Rosco1 » Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:33 pm

Well.....It was written by an Australian....SO....I have to believe him.... :armsup
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Re: True Aussie Fishing Story.

Postby GypsyLady » Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:28 pm

Rosco1 wrote:Well.....It was written by an Australian....SO....I have to believe him.... :armsup


Yeah right!!!
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