DEAF WIFE

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DEAF WIFE

Postby Rosco1 » Sat Feb 19, 2011 10:30 am

> > A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
> > she might need a hearing aid.
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> > Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss
> > the problem.
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> > The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
> > perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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> > Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
> > and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.
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> > If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a
> > response."
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> > That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
> > den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
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> > Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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> > No response..
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> > So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife
> > and
> > repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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> > Still no response.
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> > Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
> > and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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> > Again no response.
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> > So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.. "Honey, what?s
> > for dinner?"
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> > Again there is no response.
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> > So he walks right up behind her... "Honey, what 's for dinner?"
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> > (I just love this)
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> > "Ralph, for THE FIFTH ******* TIME.......CHICKEN!"
Life is not about how hard you can hit, but how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.
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